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beesmygod

doordashing hooters is insane. hes literally going there for the food and not the tits

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bigandgreedy

Screaming and crying and throwing up that I can’t be her

bigandgreedy

She is without a doubt more skilled at Tik tok than any of the millionaire tik tokers at the met gala. If we lived in a merit based society she would be the highest paid and most successful tik toker of all time.

bigandgreedy

In a meritocracy she would have been invited to the met gala with all the others

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not100bees

If I were famous I would remain closeted exclusively so people could speculate on my sexuality. I want to get somebody canceled on Twitter for asking whether or not I the faggiest person alive is gay.

not100bees

Excuse me, I used some outdated language that needs to be corrected. I'm very sorry.

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Canceled on X.

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spear-gsun

Do you think they shop at the same store

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anueutsuho

I think it's canon that they do. Hell has a brand apparently.

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firethekitty

last semester i wasn’t doing well in a very important class i needed to pass in order to graduate so i was working my ass off writing essays and shit and every time i started slacking i would bring up this image and i’d say “ah fuck you’re right vash i really need to keep working” and then i’d write for another two hours and i actually managed to pass and graduate and i honestly don’t know if i would’ve been able to without this picture. thank you vash

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theghoulfucker:
“in the simpsons shitposting group this was a huge meme for like several months and it was called Lowmer and i’m still obsessed with it
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theghoulfucker

in the simpsons shitposting group this was a huge meme for like several months and it was called Lowmer and i’m still obsessed with it